Ted's first takes...

Let's pause for a moment here to recognize one of the worst football weekends in the history of Ted Kim. Boston College loses to a bad-ass Georgia Tech team (And when I say "bad-ass," I mean bad). That is then followed up with His Holiness, Tom Brady, (sniff) going down for the season.

I know I can't complain: Four Super Bowls in seven years; 18-0 last season; 50 touchdown passes. But, alas! Oh cruel fate: Take my knee instead!

Fantasy Football Bright Spot: Aren't you glad, Ted, you drafted Michael Turner when everyone else said, "Bad idea"? PS --- Carson Palmer, you're killing me. How much is it to ask to break 100 yards passing, man?

Play some pitch-and-catch in the yard moment: Can you believe how casual (and well protected) Tony Romo was in the Dallas Cowboys' whuppin' of Cleveland? It's like he was scanning the defense and the crowd for hot chicks at the same time. That guy is amazing.

Totally unnecessary "woodshed job": Back to college football... Florida State 69, Western Carolina 0. You can win by 200, Bobby, and it still won't look that impressive.

Overrated: Ohio State, Texas Tech, East Carolina, BYU, Pittsburgh Steelers

Underrated: California, Oregon, Penn State, Vanderbilt, Buffalo Bills

Fine Nine: USC, Florida, Oklahoma, LSU, Georgia, Texas, Ohio State, Auburn, Oregon