Non Football Thought: Let me, for a minute, discuss my utter revulsion with roof rats, also known as Rattus Rattus in the Latin text. I would rather be beated with sticks than have to put up with the constant battle that is Rattus Rattus. What's even worse than Mr. Rattus are so-called Norway Rats, which could probably eat a couple of Dakota Fannings in one sitting. We've been vying with some stubborn, persistent ones and, frankly, they remind me of hairy, crawling Rocky Balboas. If I remember my Rocky movies correctly, Apollo Creed (that would be me) ends up winning a split decision in the end. But not before engaging in an epic, bloody war in the ring. Here's hoping there's no sequel.
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