Monday, August 18, 2008

Pass, pass, pass, run, pass, pass...

Less than two weeks before the opener, the coveted (har) job of starting running back for Texas Tech is still up for grabs. The race is between two sophomores with barely any snaps and a senior with attitude problems. I'm no expert, but maybe Coach Mike Leach should just abandon the run altogether and save those roster spots for extra receivers.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Are you ready for some Prozac?

Just finished a highly entertaining book I wish I had written, A Few Seconds of Panic by the WSJ's Stefan Fatsis. For the first time since George Plimpton embedded with the Lions in 1963, an NFL team allowed a writer to join a team for training camp. Fatsis suited up for the Broncos as a kicker. That's obviously not the most exciting position to read about -- getting his bell rung by John Lynch while running a post pattern would have made for more drama. But Fatsis steps outside his realm of finicky kickers often enough to deliver plenty of X's and O's, some startlingly blunt interviews with players, coaches and front-office types and, most interestingly, provides a peek into the players' psyche:
The modern NFL player craves what we all crave: to be understood ... They are athletes, cocky and confident, at least outwardly. But the Broncos did want to be seen as more than the characters in the NFL video games they themselves play. They wanted me to understand that football is manic-depressive. The game itself is a fun, thrilling, scary, addictive turn-on: Sunday! The rest of the job is a largely joyless, stultifying, demoralizing, infantilizing, breakdown-inducing drag: Wednesday.

Two roads diverged in a wood...

One of this year's Heisman hopefuls, Chase Daniel, has got big expectations this year. The prospects of failure, however, are high.

One thing Mr. Daniel can fall back on should he fail in his quest for a national title: his startling resemblance to George Wendt of Cheers fame. Will Mr. Daniel be an All American or a barfly at year's end? Only time will tell.

Fear the turtl... I mean, the Jacks...

A follow up to our previous blogpost on the South Dakota State slash Iowa State battle that Fox Sports has graciously agreed to broadcast on college football's opening Thursday.

Who the heck is South Dakota State? Quite simply, they are the Jackrabbits. That's right, an animal that probably has never been seen on the South Dakota prairie ever. Watch out Iowa State!

So right and so wrong...

With the preseason AP poll now out as Jake had mentioned, a few thoughts come to mind:


AP voters have it right: Florida (No. 5) getting more votes than defending national champions LSU (No. 7). LSU is talented as usual, but basically has no experience outside of its head coach this year.

AP voters are mostly right: Putting Georgia at No. 1. I don't think any of us will disagree that Georgia's sickly awesome this year. But, then again, all of those expectations are a hard thing to manage. They get this high ranking, in large part, because of their decapitation of Colt Brennan slash Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl.

How impressive is that... really? (I did see the eighth-string Mr. Brennan throw some fine slant patterns in the fourth quarter of the Redskins' preseason game the other day.) We'll find out.

AP voters will be surprised: I think the success of "other votes" mainstays, Michigan State, Fresno State, Utah and Wake Forest are going to shake up the poll. (One of the keys to the success of the Utes and Wake? Experience. All of Wake's guys are red-shirted their freshman year and everyone on Utah, because of the Mormon mission thing, is, like 38.)

AP voters are mostly wrong: Penn State at No. 22. Late-period Joe Pa essentially guarantees this: 7-5, the Alamo Bowl and, apparently a ranking the following year. How Penn State continues to sneak into the preseason polls despite being the poster child of Big Ten mediocrity is baffling.

AP voters are smoking crack: Texas Tech at No. 12, Clemson at No. 9, and, of course, Missouri at No. 6. One more thing, I hate Notre Dame as much as the next guy. But for a team to land the second-best recruiting class and return its QB and many other starters this year and get only two votes in the poll is lame. I still think they are the Yankees of football, but Notre Dame is going to be much better this year. Mark my words.

Defense? What's that?

A DMN piece today on SMU's new defensive coordinator Tom Mason describes how the Mustangs hope to use a high-risk, high-reward defensive scheme this year. Says Mr. Mason, "If we give one up, that's the way it goes." Hmmm. Sounds like a recipe for, er, success.

A loss for words...

Non Football Thought:

Michael Phelps, obviously, gets props for his amazing eight-medal feat. But if I have to hear him say, "I'm at a loss for words," one more time in a post-race interview, I'm gonna punch my television.

You're a superstar, Michael. You're Tiger Woods and Barack Obama combined right now. You could run for president or date any model in the world. String some sentences together and let's do this thing. Garn.